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File:Cretaceous Office Supplies 2.png|link=Cretaceous Office Supplies|'''[[Cretaceous Office Supplies]]''' is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which provides office supplies and associated support services to the Cretaceous period (the longest geological period of the entire Phanerozoic). Now offering "It's Nearly K–Pg Boundary Time!" rush delivery within a half-million years — Guaranteed.


File:Hot Punchouts.jpg|link=Hot Punch-Outs|'''[[Hot Punch-Outs]]''' is an American brand of microwaveable fisticuffs generally containing one or more types of hitting, kicking, or head-butting.  
File:Puss in Boots - Final Destination.jpg|link=Puss in Boots: Final Destination|'''''[[Puss in Boots: Final Destination]]''''' is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from ''Final Destination'' (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.


File:Society_for_the_Advancement_of_VALIS.jpg|link=Society for the Advancement of VALIS|The '''[[Society for the Advancement of VALIS]]''' ('''SAV''') is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which promotes and advances the interests of VALIS (Vast Active Living Intelligence System), representing author and alleged time-traveler Philip K. Dick's gnostic vision of God.
File:The Jaguar and the Bat.jpg|link=The Jaguar and the Bat|'''''[[The Jaguar and the Bat]]''''' is a superhero travel-adventure television series hosted by Bruce Wayne.  In the pilot episode, the god Tezcatlipoca is outraged when billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne takes a priceless Aztec mask from an ancient temple.


File:Silent Looting.jpg|link=Silent Looting|'''''[[Silent Looting]]''''' is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
File:Silent Looting.jpg|link=Silent Looting|'''''[[Silent Looting]]''''' is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.
File:New Ingredients for Old - Margaret Mead and Julia Child.jpg|link=New Ingredients for Old|'''''[[New Ingredients for Old]]''''' is a cookbook and memoir by Margaret Mead and Julia Child.


File:Kill What, Tiger Pussy - Up Faster Up Faster.jpg|link=Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!|'''''[[Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!]]''''' is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.
File:Kill What, Tiger Pussy - Up Faster Up Faster.jpg|link=Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!|'''''[[Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster!]]''''' is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.
File:Alien - Horrible Bosses.jpg|link=Alien: Horrible Bosses|'''''[[Alien: Horrible Bosses]]''''' (originally '''''Horrible Bosses 3''''') is a 2011 American black comedy science fiction horror film about three spaceship crash survivors who are stalked and parasitized by their respective alien bosses.
File:All Along the Water Tower.jpg|link=All Along the Water Tower|"'''[[All Along the Water Tower]]'''" is a song by hydrological engineer and singer-songwriter Bob Dylan.


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  • Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.

    Puss in Boots: Final Destination is a 2023 American horror-adventure film based on characters from Final Destination (2000) and inspired by Giovanni Francesco Straparola's fairy tale about a swashbuckling cat.

  • The Jaguar and the Bat is a superhero travel-adventure television series hosted by Bruce Wayne. In the pilot episode, the god Tezcatlipoca is outraged when billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne takes a priceless Aztec mask from an ancient temple.

    The Jaguar and the Bat is a superhero travel-adventure television series hosted by Bruce Wayne. In the pilot episode, the god Tezcatlipoca is outraged when billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne takes a priceless Aztec mask from an ancient temple.

  • Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.

    Silent Looting is a 1973-2021 ecology cultural appropriation horror film about an alien race which steals antiquities from Earth and "protects" them in orbital vaults in order to gratify their incomprehensible aesthetic lusts.

  • Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.

    Kill What, Tiger Pussy? Up Faster! Up Faster! is a comedy-thriller sexploitation film written and directed by Russ Meyer and Woody Allen.

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