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'''Neptune Slaughter''' is a [[supervillain]].
[[File:Neptune Slaughter menaces Project Iceworm 2.jpg|thumb|Neptune Slaughter in the form of a [[Giant Greenlandic ice worm]].]]'''Neptune Slaughter''' is marine cryptid and alleged [[supervillain]].


== Scrimshaw abuse and pact with Poseidon ==
Slaughter is determined to consume all sea life, and the seas themselves, relentlessly consuming water until the planet ends its days as a dry rock in space.


A former [[Scrimshaw abuser]], Slaughter renounced the knife and the ivory alike in a sacred pact with [[Poseidon]].
Fortunately for the planet, Slaughter is itself eaten by a wide range of sea creatures, keeping Slaughter's appetite in check.


As a result, Slaughter now controls 51% of the [[Scrimshaw abuse|scrimshaw abuse trade]] in any coastal region subject to earthquakes, making him a very wealthy man indeed.
== In the News ==


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File:Poseidon Penteskouphia.jpg|link=Poseidon (nonfiction)|[[Poseidon]] holding a trident. Corinthian plaque, 550–525 BC. Inscription (not shown) reads: "To N. Slaughter. P."
File:Eating_Free_Willy_(tweet).jpg|link=Eating Free Willy|''[[Eating Free Willy]]'' ([https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1373803590511366145 social media post]).
File:800px-2005-06-27 - Smithsonian Scrimshaw Collection.jpg|link=Scrimshaw abuse|Residue from a [[scrimshaw abuse]] binge, confined in a protective vitrine.
File:Grave of the pirate Olivier Levasseurs.jpg|Grave of the pirate Olivier Levasseurs, guarded to this day by cannon.
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== Aquaman (nonfiction) ==
File:Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter.jpg|link=Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter|''[[Pierre Bouguer, Cryptid Hunter]]'' is a real-time television program which follows the adventures of alleged time-traveler Pierre Bouguer, "the father of naval architecture and marine transdimensional cryptid hunting."


[[File:Aquaman1_v1.jpg|thumb|150px|''Aquaman'', vol. 1, #1: cover art by Nick Cardy. From the personal collection of Neptune Slaughter.]]Neptune Slaughter is prepared to attack [[Aquaman]] on sight.
File:The_Eel_v_Neptune_Slaughter.jpg|link=The Eel Fighting Neptune Slaughter|Well-known illustration ''[[The Eel Fighting Neptune Slaughter]]'' awared the [[New Minneapolis, Canada|New Minneapolis Award for Best Investigative Reporting]].


This offer is contingent upon [[DC Comics]] and [[myself]] (as Slaughter's agent) agreeing to terms beforehand.
File:Pedro Nunes.png|link=Pedro Nunes (nonfiction)|Mathematician, cosmographer, and crime-fighter [[Pedro Nunes (nonfiction)|Pedro Nunes]] publishes new class of [[Gnomon algorithm functions]] based on navigation and cartography to detect and prevent [[crimes against mathematical constants]] at sea.
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== Papillon ==
File:Wilhelm Bauer.gif|link=Wilhelm Bauer (nonfiction)|Inventor and engineer [[Wilhelm Bauer (nonfiction)|Wilhelm Bauer]] publishes complete working plans for a stealth submarine which is undetectable by alleged supervillain Neptune Slaughter.
 
File:Mary Celeste map.jpg|link=Mary Celeste (nonfiction)|The ship [[Mary Celeste (nonfiction)|Mary Celeste]] attacked by Neptune Slaughter in mid-ocean.
[[File:Papillon_book_cover.jpg|thumb|150px|Cover of ''Papillon'' by Henri Charrièr.]]Slaughter is a great admirer of the novel [[Papillon]] by convicted felon and fugitive Henri Charrière.
File:Neptune_Slaughter_menaces_Project_Iceworm.jpg|Neptune Slaughter manifests as gigantic ice worm, menaces [[Project Iceworm (nonfiction)]].
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File:Thomson_tide_calculator.jpg|link=Tide-predicting machine (nonfiction)|March 22, 1869: Neptune Slaughter steals [[Tide-predicting machine (nonfiction)|Thomson tide calculator]] for personal use; Steampunks outraged.
File:Poseidon Penteskouphia.jpg|link=Poseidon (nonfiction)|[[Poseidon]] holding a trident. Corinthian plaque, 550–525 BC. Inscription (not shown) reads: "To N. Slaughter. P."
File:800px-2005-06-27 - Smithsonian Scrimshaw Collection.jpg|link=Scrimshaw abuse|Neptune Slaughter achieves record wealth from the [[scrimshaw abuse]] trade.
File:Grave of the pirate Olivier Levasseurs.jpg|Grave of the pirate Olivier Levasseurs, guarded to this day by cannon, targeted by Neptune Slaughter.
File:Papillon_book_cover.jpg|link=Papillon (nonfiction)|Slaughter is a great admirer of the novel ''[[Papillon (nonfiction)|Papillon]]'' by convicted felon and fugitive Henri Charrière.
File:Red-Limned Sea Quetzalcoatl.jpg|link=Sea Quetzalcoatl|Red-limned [[Sea Quetzalcoatl]], used by Slaughter as thugs and enforcers.
File:Aquaman1_v1.jpg|link=Aquaman (nonfiction)|Neptune Slaughter announces plan to attack [[Aquaman (nonfiction)|Aquaman]] on sight.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Benthic Supernatural]] - boat operator offering cruises featuring alleged supernatural experiences.
* ''[[Dead Men Smell No Whales]]''
* ''[[Eating Free Willy]]''
* [[Giant Greenlandic ice worm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Neptune Trojan]]
* [[Octothorp]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]


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* [[Captain Nemo (nonfiction)]]
* [[Captain Nemo (nonfiction)]]
* [[Poseidon (nonfiction)]]
* [[Poseidon (nonfiction)]]
* [[Wilhelm Bauer (nonfiction)]]
== External links ==
* ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hesiocaeca_methanicola Hesiocaeca methanicola]'' @ Wikipedia
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Latest revision as of 06:16, 6 May 2023

Neptune Slaughter in the form of a Giant Greenlandic ice worm.

Neptune Slaughter is marine cryptid and alleged supervillain.

Slaughter is determined to consume all sea life, and the seas themselves, relentlessly consuming water until the planet ends its days as a dry rock in space.

Fortunately for the planet, Slaughter is itself eaten by a wide range of sea creatures, keeping Slaughter's appetite in check.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media