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[[File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|thumb|''Blue Lace Hooks'' (1958) starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons. (Poster courtesy [[Gnomon Chronicles Film Board]].)]]'''''Blue Lace Hooks''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
[[File:Blue Lace Hooks.jpg|thumb|''Blue Lace Hooks'' (1958) starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons. (Poster courtesy [[Gnomon Chronicles Film Board]].)]]'''''Blue Lace Hooks''''' is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.
== Corset escape scene ==
The infamous corset escape scene was filmed live in one take due to the accidental release of [REDACTED] from Turner's subconscious mind.
Only Buttons' quick thinking saved the cast and crew from [REDACTED].
Portions of Blue Lace Hooks, notably the corset escape scene, appear in the short documentary film ''[[Some Like it Haute]]''.
== ''Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery'' series ==
The complete film is included with [REDACTED], an unpublished monograph in the ''Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery''™ series.
In the monograph, Freud dreams that Lana Turner is his mother as Red Buttons receives thunderous applause for his performance as Oedipus, King of Haberdashers.


== Reviews ==
== Reviews ==
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<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Stranger Thongs.jpg|link=Stranger Thongs|'''''[[Stranger Thongs]]''''' is an American erotic science fiction fashion-apparel television series.
File:We Close.jpg|link=We Close|'''''[[We Close]]''''' is a 1944 existentialist French sex farce by Jean-Paul Satyr.
File:Hovering Heart Conjugal Hotel with BASE Jumpers.jpg|link=Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel|'''[[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]''' provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters.  Shown here:  Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.
File:Spycraft_-_Zippo_versus_anal_sphincter.jpg|link=Spycraft (reality TV)|'''''[[Spycraft (reality TV)|Spycraft]]''''' is a reality television series in which souls of dead or dying secret agents compete to outwit each other for control of [REDACTED] and all of the other humans.
File:Aragorn_and_the_Lustprinzip.jpg|link=Aragorn and the Lustprinzip|"'''[[Aragorn and the Lustprinzip]]'''" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the ''Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery''™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.
File:You're_Soaking_In_It.jpg|link=You're Soaking In It (film)|'''''[[You're Soaking In It (film)|You're Soaking In It]]''''' is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.
File:You're_Soaking_In_It.jpg|link=You're Soaking In It (film)|'''''[[You're Soaking In It (film)|You're Soaking In It]]''''' is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.


File:Some Like it Haute.jpg|link=Some Like it Haute|'''''[[Some Like it Haute]]''''' is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).
File:Some Like it Haute.jpg|link=Some Like it Haute|'''''[[Some Like it Haute]]''''' is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[Aragorn and the Lustprinzip]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Some Like it Haute]]
* [[In the Land of the Blind Male Gaze]]
* [[Little Red Corset]] - song by Prince
* ''[[Some Like it Haute]]''
* ''[[Spycraft (reality TV)]]''
* ''[[Stranger Thongs]]''
* ''[[We Close]]''
* ''[[You're Soaking In It (film)]]
* ''[[You're Soaking In It (film)]]


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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1389980836540395526 Post] @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1377368325227900930 Post] @ Twitter (31 March 2021)
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Buttons Red Buttons] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Buttons Red Buttons] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoelaces Shoelaces] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoelaces Shoelaces] @ Wikipedia
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* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes_of_Laura_Mars Eyes of Laura Mars] @ Wikipedia
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes_of_Laura_Mars Eyes of Laura Mars] @ Wikipedia
* [https://www.facebook.com/pete.sandvik/posts/10222747114122804?comment_id=10222748209750194 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.facebook.com/pete.sandvik/posts/10222747114122804?comment_id=10222748209750194 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjz1HQ3Gqfk Red Buttons Wins Supporting Actor: 1958 Oscars] @ YouTube
=== Social media ===
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1635819603468378113 Post] @ Twitter (14 March 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1470541668906635268 Post] @ Twitter (13 December 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1389980836540395526 Post] @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1377368325227900930 Post] @ Twitter (31 March 2021)


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Latest revision as of 12:32, 28 April 2023

Blue Lace Hooks (1958) starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons. (Poster courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Film Board.)

Blue Lace Hooks is a 1958 erotic thriller film starring Lana Turner and Red Buttons.

Corset escape scene

The infamous corset escape scene was filmed live in one take due to the accidental release of [REDACTED] from Turner's subconscious mind.

Only Buttons' quick thinking saved the cast and crew from [REDACTED].

Portions of Blue Lace Hooks, notably the corset escape scene, appear in the short documentary film Some Like it Haute.

Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery series

The complete film is included with [REDACTED], an unpublished monograph in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series.

In the monograph, Freud dreams that Lana Turner is his mother as Red Buttons receives thunderous applause for his performance as Oedipus, King of Haberdashers.

Reviews

Film reviewer Fell Swoop described it as "a hasty and unintentionally comic reboot of Fifty Shades of Gray ... think Eyes of Laura Mars, with Red Buttons instead of eyes."

History

The film was first detected and decrypted by software developer and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones on the afternoon of Saturday, 19 December 2020.

In the News

  • Stranger Thongs is an American erotic science fiction fashion-apparel television series.

    Stranger Thongs is an American erotic science fiction fashion-apparel television series.

  • We Close is a 1944 existentialist French sex farce by Jean-Paul Satyr.

    We Close is a 1944 existentialist French sex farce by Jean-Paul Satyr.

  • Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

    Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

  • Spycraft is a reality television series in which souls of dead or dying secret agents compete to outwit each other for control of [REDACTED] and all of the other humans.

    Spycraft is a reality television series in which souls of dead or dying secret agents compete to outwit each other for control of [REDACTED] and all of the other humans.

  • "Aragorn and the Lustprinzip" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.

    "Aragorn and the Lustprinzip" is a short story by psychologist and Middle Earth scholar Sigmund Freud, and the title of the first book in the Sigmund Freud Middle Earth Mystery™ series, each volume of which explores a different psychopathology as experienced through the remotely-linked neurology of Sigmund Freud himself.

  • You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.

    You're Soaking In It is an erotic comedy-thriller film starring Madge from the famed Palmolive commercials.

  • Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).

    Some Like it Haute is short documentary film about two short-order cooks who dress as French chefs order to escape from mafia gangsters whom they witnessed committing a crime (inspired by the Saint Valentine's Day Banquet).

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (14 March 2023)
  • Post @ Twitter (13 December 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (5 May 2021)
  • Post @ Twitter (31 March 2021)


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