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File:Miami_Refugees.jpg|link=Miami Refugees|"'''[[Miami Refugees]]'''" is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett  and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the New Miami Sea.
File:Kiss Miami Goodbye.jpg|link=Kiss Miami Goodbye|'''''[[Kiss Miami Goodbye]]''''' is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.
 
File:Miami_Refugees.jpg|link=Miami Refugees|'''''[[Miami Refugees]]''''' is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett  and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the New Miami Sea.


File:Planet_Good_Times_and_Captaineers.jpg|link=Planet Good Times and the Captaineers|'''''[[Planet Good Times and the Captaineers]]''''' is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
File:Planet_Good_Times_and_Captaineers.jpg|link=Planet Good Times and the Captaineers|'''''[[Planet Good Times and the Captaineers]]''''' is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
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== External links ==
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* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5Xn9YOKPcQ Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues (Live at Carnegie Hall, New York, NY - October 1963] @ YouTube
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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1576216652882280448 Post] @ Twitter (1 October 2022)
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Latest revision as of 05:16, 28 April 2023

"Tallahassee Seaside Blues"
Earliest known prototype for "Tallahassee Seaside Blues".

"Tallahassee Seaside Blues" is a song about sea levels and coastal property values.

History

The song was detected and partially decrypted on the morning of Friday, 5 February 2021, by software impresario and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones.

Jones credits the discovery to "ideas that sprang to [his] mind" while pondering the assertion: ""Let’s say, totally hypothetically, that you wanted to live near the beach with your family for part of the year. Could swim in the ocean every day level close."

Long term, say 50 years?*

I'm betting on Tallahassee.

—Karl Gregory Jones

* Long for me, anyway; I'll be dead.

[Karl Gregory Jones]

Commentary

In the tradition of "Snorkeling Downtown Miami Blues" and "The New Orleans French Quarter Three Leagues Under Blues".

In the News

  • Kiss Miami Goodbye is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.

    Kiss Miami Goodbye is a sea level rise noir crime film about several million people living in Federal refugee camps in the Central Florida highlands.

  • Miami Refugees is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the New Miami Sea.

    Miami Refugees is an American civil unrest reality television series starring police sociologists Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs, two former Metro-Dade Police Department detectives who now live in the Camps north of the New Miami Sea.

  • Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.

    Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.

  • "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

    "Florida. It's Fucked." is a public awareness campaign which mocks people who deny ongoing sea level rise and coastal flooding.

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

Social media

  • Post @ Twitter (1 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter
  • Post @ Facebook
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