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Earliest known poster for Today We Rinse, Tomorrow We Boil.

Today We Rinse, Tomorrow We Boil is a rice-and-pasta mystery novel in the Salty MacTavish Mystery Series.

He threw rice at her wedding.

She boiled his noodle during the honeymoon!

Salty No. 5 is a chemtrail-themed perfume with notes of Mennen Speed Stick and fried bologna.
Deep-space pasta restaurant 2001: A Space Pastaria feature prominently in Man's Rise to Pasta.
The Hemingway Diaries is a collected volume of lost stories by Ernest Hemingway, selected and edited by Salty MacTavish.
Down to the Quick is an erotic lunchbox fetish novel for young adults in the Salty MacTavish After-Lunch Mystery series.
"Galloper's Sole Onanistic Fiesta" is an anagram of "Capris season is all too fleeting".
"As I Outwitted Antic Scrimshankers, Cascaded Azure Hair Yoga Patio Adulteries, Gloated Libidinously" is an anagram of "I realize I come across as a dashing and erudite sophisticate, but I’ll draw a dick on your dusty tailgate".

Post @ Twitter (27 October 2022) - He threw rice at her wedding. She boiled his noodle during the honeymoon!
Post @ Twitter (21 October 2022)

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