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'''Mark Twain''' is a Fallen Angel, related to [[Satan (nonfiction)]] but with better [[writing skills]].
'''Mark Twain''' is an [[Artificial intelligence (nonfiction)|artificial intelligence]] based on [[Mark Twain (nonfiction)]].


== Quotes ==
According to the ''[[Albert Lea Anti-Spectator]]'', Twain concluded a valedictorian address by thundering:
 
According to the ''Albert Lea Spectator'', Twain concluded a valedictorian address by thundering:


<blockquote>
<blockquote>
If you don't like the weather in Minnesota, go fuck yourselves.
If you don't like the weather in [[Minnesota (nonfiction)]], go freeze yourselves.
</blockquote>
</blockquote>
The word he used may not have been ''freeze''.
Also, he was openly drinking [[Extract of Radium]] before and throughout the address, stoppering the bottle only when the contents threatened to emerge and engulf the audience.
== In the News ==
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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* [[Albert Lea Anti-Spectator]]
* [[Minnesota]]
* [[Writing skills]]
* [[Writing skills]]


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* [[Mark Twain (nonfiction)]]
* [[Mark Twain (nonfiction)]]
* [[Minnesota (nonfiction)]]
* [[Satan (nonfiction)]]
* [[Satan (nonfiction)]]
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[[Category:Fictional characters (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Artificial intelligences]]

Latest revision as of 21:54, 26 November 2016

Mark Twain is an artificial intelligence based on Mark Twain (nonfiction).

According to the Albert Lea Anti-Spectator, Twain concluded a valedictorian address by thundering:

If you don't like the weather in Minnesota (nonfiction), go freeze yourselves.

The word he used may not have been freeze.

Also, he was openly drinking Extract of Radium before and throughout the address, stoppering the bottle only when the contents threatened to emerge and engulf the audience.

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference