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File:Cell Pillow.jpg|link=Cell Pillow|"'''[[Cell Pillow]]'''" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
File:Cell Pillow.jpg|link=Cell Pillow|"'''[[Cell Pillow]]'''" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
File:American Pillow.jpg|link=American Pillow|'''''[[American Pillow]]''''' is a 2022 teen electoral coming-of-age film about a former drug addict (Mike Lindell) who runs errands for a twice-impeached American president (Donald Trump).


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== Fiction cross-reference ==
== Fiction cross-reference ==


* ''[[American Pillow]]''
* [[Cell Pillow]]
* [[Cell Pillow]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
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== External links ==
== External links ==


* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/15995605160156241930 Post] @ Twitter (4 December 2022) - Perfect for any occasion, Legal defense foam
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1615124467507757057 Post] @ Twitter (16 January 2023)
* [ Post] @ Twitter (4 December 2022) ? - Perfect for any occasion, Legal defense foam
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587883929234800642 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022) - general purpose
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587883929234800642 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022) - general purpose



Latest revision as of 16:11, 16 January 2023

Earliest known poster for Cell Slippers.

Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.

Features

Cell Slippers are constructed from:

• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam • Liberal-proof security layer • Jan 6 Amnesia Gel • Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!)

Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers.

Slogans

From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself!

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (16 January 2023)
  • [ Post] @ Twitter (4 December 2022) ? - Perfect for any occasion, Legal defense foam
  • Post @ Twitter (2 November 2022) - general purpose