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[[File:Cell Slippers.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Cell Slippers'''.]] | [[File:Cell Slippers.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Cell Slippers'''.]] | ||
'''Cell Slippers''' is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals. | '''Cell Slippers''' is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals. | ||
== Features == | |||
Cell Slippers are constructed from: | |||
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam | |||
• Liberal-proof security layer | |||
• Jan 6 Amnesia Gel | |||
• Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!) | |||
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers. | |||
== Slogans == | |||
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself! | |||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
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<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:Cell Pillow.jpg|link=Cell Pillow|"'''[[Cell Pillow]]'''" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists. | File:Cell Pillow.jpg|link=Cell Pillow|"'''[[Cell Pillow]]'''" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists. | ||
File:American Pillow.jpg|link=American Pillow|'''''[[American Pillow]]''''' is a 2022 teen electoral coming-of-age film about a former drug addict (Mike Lindell) who runs errands for a twice-impeached American president (Donald Trump). | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* ''[[American Pillow]]'' | |||
* [[Cell Pillow]] | * [[Cell Pillow]] | ||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
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* [[Had to be rigged]] | * [[Had to be rigged]] | ||
* [[How is Mike Lindell a thing?]] | * [[How is Mike Lindell a thing?]] | ||
* [[Only another crackpot]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587883929234800642 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1615124467507757057 Post] @ Twitter (16 January 2023) | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter (4 December 2022) ? - Perfect for any occasion, Legal defense foam | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1587883929234800642 Post] @ Twitter (2 November 2022) - general purpose | |||
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[[Category:MAGA]] | [[Category:MAGA]] | ||
[[Category:Apparel (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Apparel (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category: (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Footwear (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category: (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Shoes (nonfiction)]] | ||
Latest revision as of 16:11, 16 January 2023
Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
Features
Cell Slippers are constructed from:
• Supportive GoFundMe legal defense foam • Liberal-proof security layer • Jan 6 Amnesia Gel • Secret "Prosperity Layer" (!)
Cell Slippers are perfect for any prison occasion: cell, courtyard, or showers.
Slogans
From the maker of Cell Pillow. It's like bunking down with Mike Lindell himself!
In the News
"Cell Pillow" is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.
American Pillow is a 2022 teen electoral coming-of-age film about a former drug addict (Mike Lindell) who runs errands for a twice-impeached American president (Donald Trump).
Fiction cross-reference
- American Pillow
- Cell Pillow
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- Had to be rigged
- How is Mike Lindell a thing?
- Only another crackpot