Template:Better Than News/September 5

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  Edge of Blade is an American science fiction horror film about an immortal vampire (Wesley Snipes) is trapped in a time-loop war between humans and aliens.

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  Johnny Mnemonic 4: The Voyage Home is an American science fiction nature adventure film about an intelligent dolphin (William Gibson) who must rely upon a criminal hacker (Keanu Reeves) and a lost time-traveler (Leonard Nimoy).

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  Corvidae Treaty Organization is a licensed transdimensional corporation which provides treaty negotiation services between humans and corvids.

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  Desperately Hanging Chad is a comedy documentary film about punched cards and electoral reform.

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  Cthulhu Teaches Typing is an application software program designed to teach touch typing. Cthulhu Teaches Typing is not a game, rather a "system for teaching you how to type while yielding your sanity to the unimaginable terrors of the illimitable beyond".

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  Brie Encounter is a 1945 British romantic drama film about the doomed love between a maverick dairy farmer and a rival rancher's wife, set against the backdrop of the wide prairie land of the Midwest.

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  Fight Club 2: The Redshirts Strike Back is a 1999 American science fiction drama film about three strangers on an alien world who must work together to survive.

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  Gone in Sixty Minutes is an hour-long American action heist news program hosted by Nicolas Cage and Angelina Jolie.