Template:Better Than News/August 26

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  "You Can Call Me Algorithm" is a song by Paul Simon and HAL 9000.

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  They Live, We Shop is a 2021 American documentary film about the hypnotic effects of money.

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  The Great Replacement is a 1963 science fiction war film about a group of military asylum inmates who believe that they are being replaced by dark-skinned alien monsters.

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  The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy using a previously unknown exploit involving coriolis effect. The robbery was activated by parties as yet unidentified (11 May 2021) using hijacked laser guide stars.

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  "Alexander's Nevsky Band" is a Tin Pan Alley song by American composer Irving Berlin released in 1911 and is often inaccurately cited as his first Russian-themed hit. Although not a traditional ragtime song, Berlin's jaunty melody nonetheless "anticipated Sergei Eisenstein's 1938 historical drama film Eraserhead Nevsky with uncanny accuracy".

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  Publication of Bioautography of a Chlorophyll Molecule leads to fame, wealth for lucky self-aware chlorophyll macro-molecule.

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  The Soylents of the Greens is a 1991 serial killer ecological crime thriller film starring Jodie Foster and Charlton Heston.

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  Tantrum is a 1979 shopping fiction horror film directed by Ridley Scott 1.1 and written by [REDACTED] which follows an ensemble case of shoppers aboard the commercial space shopping mall Nostromo who encounter the eponymous Tantrum, an aggressive and deafening child set loose on the ship.