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Eating my daily stalk of celery. | Eating my daily stalk of celery. | ||
I do not like celery. | I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss. | ||
But it's good for me, | But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it. | ||
== In the News == | == In the News == | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
File:If my mouth were my anus.jpg|link=If my mouth were my anus|"'''[[If my mouth were my anus]]'''". | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
== Fiction cross-reference == | == Fiction cross-reference == | ||
* [[Excellent Feces]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* [[If my mouth were my anus]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [ Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022) | * [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590900313258864640 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022) | ||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Essays]] | [[Category:Essays]] | ||
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[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Vegetables (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Vegetables (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Shit (nonfiction)]] | |||
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[[Category: (nonfiction)]] | [[Category: (nonfiction)]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:06, 10 November 2022
Eating my daily stalk of celery.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (10 November 2022)