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[[File:Eating celery 20221110 204554.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Satan's used dental floss'''.]] | |||
Eating my daily stalk of celery. | Eating my daily stalk of celery. | ||
I do not like celery. | I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss. | ||
But it's good for me, | But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it. | ||
== In the News == | |||
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File:If my mouth were my anus.jpg|link=If my mouth were my anus|"'''[[If my mouth were my anus]]'''". | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Excellent Feces]] | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
* [[If my mouth were my anus]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | |||
== External links == | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1590900313258864640 Post] @ Twitter (10 November 2022) | |||
[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Essays]] | |||
[[Category:Satan (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Celery (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Food (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Vegetables (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Shit (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category: (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category: (nonfiction)]] | |||
Latest revision as of 21:06, 10 November 2022
Eating my daily stalk of celery.
I do not like celery. Not at all. On the contrary, several aspects repel me: the bitter taste, the abominable stringy texture like Satan's used dental floss.
But it's good for me, makes for excellent feces. So I eat it.
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter (10 November 2022)