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File:Velveeta Voldemort.jpg|link=Velveeta Voldemort|'''''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''''' is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
File:Velveeta Voldemort.jpg|link=Velveeta Voldemort|'''''[[Velveeta Voldemort]]''''' is a Russian-American political horror film by acclaimed director Vladimir Putin about a twice-impeached President (Donald Trump) whose troubled past in Russia comes back to haunt him.
File:Show the court where the President betrayed your trust.jpg|link=Show the court where the President betrayed your trust|'''[[Show the court where the President betrayed your trust]]'''


File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
File:Armory by Lauren Boebert.jpg|link=Armory|'''[[Armory]]''' (full title: '''Armory by Lauren Boebert''') is a gun violence themed perfume manufactured by '''Jan 6 Industries''' under license to the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
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Revision as of 08:36, 9 November 2022

Earliest known poster for Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.

Russian Prostitute Urine for Men is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.

Commentary

When you *espionage*, you make it sound all *sinister*.

Like he wasn't just in it for the *money*.

I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.

Taglines and hashtags

  • The Smell of MAGA #TheSmellOfMAGA

In the News

Fiction cross-reference

Nonfiction cross-reference

External links

  • Post @ Twitter (23 October 2022)
  • Post @ Twitter (22 October 2022)