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File:Ovaltine Plus.jpg|link=Ovaltine Plus|'''[[Ovaltine Plus]]''' is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium. | File:Ovaltine Plus.jpg|link=Ovaltine Plus|'''[[Ovaltine Plus]]''' is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium. | ||
File:Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline.jpg|link=Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline|'''[[Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline]]''' a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools. | |||
File:Minty Fresh Potato Chips.jpg|link=Minty Fresh Potato Chips|'''[[Minty Fresh Potato Chips]]''' is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries. | File:Minty Fresh Potato Chips.jpg|link=Minty Fresh Potato Chips|'''[[Minty Fresh Potato Chips]]''' is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries. | ||
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* ''[[The Postum Man]]'' | * ''[[The Postum Man]]'' | ||
Revision as of 14:20, 31 October 2022
Postum Scorchin BBQ is a barbeque-flavored version of the instant coffee substitute Postum.
In the News
The Postum Man is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.
Ovaltine Plus is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.
Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools.
Minty Fresh Potato Chips is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.
Fiction cross-reference
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles.
- Minty Fresh Potato Chips
- Ovaltine Plus
- Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline
- The Postum Man
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- [ Post] @ Twitter (24 August 2022)
- [ Post] @ Twitter
- Postum @ Wikipedia