Cell Pillow: Difference between revisions

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Earliest known advertisement for Cell Pillow.

Cell Pillow is a cheap, mass-marketed pillow designed by Mike Lindell for convicted insurrectionists.

Cry those #MagaTears and lay your head down to soak!

Cell Slippers is a brand of slippers designed for use in prison by convicted criminals.
"My Mike Lindell Things" is a song about substance abuser, conspiracy theorist, and pillow manufacturer Mike Lindell.
Sphincter (2015 film).jpg

Sphincter is a 2015 short documentary film about actor Jon Voight's many unsuccessful auditions for James Bond films.
One Flew Over the MAGA's Nest is a 2022 American political drama film about a man confined to a mental hospital (Jack Nicholson) who is seduced into a dangerous relationship by a mentally unstable attorney (Sidney Powell).
Bannon Goes to Prison is an comedy politics film about higher primate and political advisor Steve Bannon.
Dr. Pepper's Advocate is a 2022 American political surrealism horror film about a high-profile attorney (Sidney Powell) who sells her soul to the Devil (Al Pacino) for a can of cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper.
Voight Club is a 2021 documentary film about the relationship between actor Jon Voight and serial liar Donald Trump.
"And I thought [Steve Bannon] smelled bad on the outside." —Peter Griffin (Prison is dish best served cold. Eat it, Steve Bannon. Eat it good.)

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