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'''Birds cannot be trusted'''.
 
They are descended from our ancient foe, the dinosaur.
 
Also, they poop while flying.  Who the hell wants to make friends with a flying pooper?  Seagulls, man.  Try feeding seagulls in a flock of seagulls.  You'll see.


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Latest revision as of 18:13, 29 October 2022

Birds cannot be trusted.

They are descended from our ancient foe, the dinosaur.

Also, they poop while flying. Who the hell wants to make friends with a flying pooper? Seagulls, man. Try feeding seagulls in a flock of seagulls. You'll see.

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