Kompromat for Men: Difference between revisions

Revision as of 20:10, 22 October 2022

Earliest known poster for Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.

Russian Prostitute Urine for Men is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.

When you *espionage*, you make it sound all *sinister*.

Like he wasn't just in it for the *money*.

I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.

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 [[File:Russian Prostitute Urine for Men.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Russian Prostitute Urine for Men'''.]]
 '''Russian Prostitute Urine for Men''' is a perfume from Kompromat Industries designed exclusively for Donald Trump.
+== Commentary ==
+When you *espionage*, you make it sound all *sinister*.
+Like he wasn't just in it for the *money*.
+I suspect his secret new perfume company, "Russian Prostitute Urine for Men", is having cash-flow problems.
 == In the News ==
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 == External links ==
-* [ Post] @ Twitter (22 October 2022)
+* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1584004102224498688 Post] @ Twitter (22 October 2022)