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File:Legos, West Africa.jpg|link=Legos|'''[[Legos]]''' is the largest city in Nigeria and the second most populous city in Africa, with a population of 15.4 million as of 2015 within the city proper. Lagos was the national capital of Nigeria until 13 October 2022 when math criminal and alleged time-traveler [[Anarchimides]] occupied this city using a orbital Lego weapons platform.
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Revision as of 10:46, 14 October 2022

Anarchimedes (circa 1618) extracting computational energy from peasants.
March 16, 2020: Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveler Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.

Anarchimedes is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed transdimensional corporation, and alleged supervillain.

Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing crimes against mathematical constants, mainly shape theft.

He is particularly notorious for planning and implementing crimes against eclipses, both solar and lunar.

Give me enough Lego pieces and a place to stand (probably somewhere in the Oort cloud), and I will move the earth.

[Traditionally attributed to Anarchimedes]

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