Alderaan Croutons: Difference between revisions

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Advertisement for Grand Chef Tarkin brand Alderaan Croutons.

Alderaan Croutons is a brand of space rubble croutons manufactured by Grand Chef Tarkin.

"You would prefer another target, a culinary target? Then name the recipe!"

Imperial Pancakes is a brand of pancakes from Grand Chef Tarkin.
"Absolutely Croutons" is a song by the English progressive cooking band Pink Fried from their album Obscured by Foods.
Baby Sarlacc is a trade name for a juvenile sarlacc, popular as a novelty pet.
ISIS-K is an advanced, vitamin-fortified combat breakfast cereal manufactured by Chef Grand Tarkin under license from the Great Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.
The Lightly-Furred Hobbit-Grown Zucchini is an ornamental variety of transdimensional corporation, cultivated in the Shire for the vegetable sexual fetish trade.
The Andromeda Galaxy robbery (also known as the Great Andromeda Galaxy robbery) was a coordinated attack upon the Andromeda Galaxy. The robbery was committed by parties as yet unidentified (December 2020) using hijacked laser guide stars.
First they came for the plastic fruit displays is a morally and aesthetically deranged form of Martin Niemöller poem First Them Came ....
Project Darkwhistle (also Project Darkwhistle, DARK WHISTLE, etc.) is an orbital wind tunnel.

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 == Nonfiction cross-reference ==