Ducks: How to Make Them Pay

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Ducks: How to Make Them Pay is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the Anatidae.

Origin

I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes …

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26 January 2020

In the News

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  Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels (SOEP) is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.

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  How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that no one ever raises that gold?

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels
• The first thing I would do
• Wealth

External links

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• Post @ Twitter (3 November 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (24 September 2021)