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File:Man-portable phrenology system.jpg|link=Man-portable phrenology system|A '''[[man-portable phrenology system]]''' ('''MPPS''') is a lightweight phrenological measurement and analysis system that does not require vehicle support to transport or operate. | File:Man-portable phrenology system.jpg|link=Man-portable phrenology system|A '''[[man-portable phrenology system]]''' ('''MPPS''') is a lightweight phrenological measurement and analysis system that does not require vehicle support to transport or operate. | ||
File:Beginner's Guide to DVD Rewinding.jpg|link=The Beginner's Guide to DVD Rewinding|'''''[[The Beginner's Guide to DVD Rewinding]]''''' is a self-help book for people suffering from DVD Delusional Disorder. | |||
File:Alfred Hitchcock Resents.jpg|link=Alfred Hitchcock Resents|'''''[[Alfred Hitchcock Resents]]''''' is an American reality television anthology series created and hosted by, and starring, Alfred Hitchcock. | File:Alfred Hitchcock Resents.jpg|link=Alfred Hitchcock Resents|'''''[[Alfred Hitchcock Resents]]''''' is an American reality television anthology series created and hosted by, and starring, Alfred Hitchcock. | ||
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* [[How Green Was My Envy]] | * [[How Green Was My Envy]] | ||
* [[Man-portable phrenology system]] | * [[Man-portable phrenology system]] | ||
* ''[[The Beginner's Guide to DVD Rewinding]]'' | |||
* ''[[Transdimensional corporation]]'' | * ''[[Transdimensional corporation]]'' | ||
* [[Verdigris]] | * [[Verdigris]] | ||
Revision as of 17:02, 18 September 2022
Portable Envy is a provisionally licensed transdimensional corporation which manufactures and distributes envy (nonfiction) offloading and restoration devices.
History
Early versions of portable envy exploited vulnerable components on substandard circuit board components, for example by exploiting components designed from faulty industrial espionage (see Capacitor plague (nonfiction)).
Subsequently, pirate manufacturers have released knock-off circuit boards with built-in portable envy features.
Portable envy devices are popular black-market items in many prisons, despite efforts by get-tough wardens (and, in some prisons, self-regulating prisoners) to forbid ownership or use of portable envy.
In the News
A man-portable phrenology system (MPPS) is a lightweight phrenological measurement and analysis system that does not require vehicle support to transport or operate.
The Beginner's Guide to DVD Rewinding is a self-help book for people suffering from DVD Delusional Disorder.
Alfred Hitchcock Resents is an American reality television anthology series created and hosted by, and starring, Alfred Hitchcock.
Capacitor plague affects several brands of portable envy devices.
!["Verdigris" (better known as "Verdigris Before You Go-Go") is a song by the [REDACTED] duo Whom?, first released as a single in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere on 14 [REDACTED] 1984.](/w/images/thumb/6/68/Verdigris.jpg/120px-Verdigris.jpg)
"Verdigris" (better known as "Verdigris Before You Go-Go") is a song by the [REDACTED] duo Whom?, first released as a single in the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere on 14 [REDACTED] 1984.
Theologians announce that Envy drove Cain to slay Abel.
Fiction cross-reference
- Alfred Hitchcock Resents
- Extract of Radium
- Gnomon algorithm
- Gnomon Chronicles
- How Green Was My Envy
- Man-portable phrenology system
- The Beginner's Guide to DVD Rewinding
- Transdimensional corporation
- Verdigris
Nonfiction cross-reference
- Post @ Twitter (25 March 2022)