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"'''Marry | [[File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.jpg|thumb|"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"]]'''Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!''' | ||
First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other. | |||
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star? | What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star? | ||
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File:Have You Never Been Kafka.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Kafka|'''''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''''' is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John". | |||
File:Spinning_Thistle.jpg|link=Spinning Thistle|2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of '''''[[Spinning Thistle]]''''' breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb. | |||
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* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | * [[Gnomon algorithm]] | ||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | * [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | ||
* ''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]'' | |||
* ''[[Spinning Thistle]]'' | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | == Nonfiction cross-reference == | ||
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== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1563922992861675526 Post] @ Twitter - Cary Grant is Trending | |||
* [https://www.facebook.com/allen.hamilton.967/posts/1357835088005104?comment_id=1357879624667317 Comment] @ Facebook. | |||
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021) | |||
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook | * [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook | ||
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant Cary Grant] @ Wikipedia | * [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant Cary Grant] @ Wikipedia | ||
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[[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | [[Category:Fiction (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Cary Grant (nonfiction)]] | ||
[[Category:Love (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Marriage (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Essays]] | |||
Latest revision as of 09:15, 28 August 2022
Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!
First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.
What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?
In the News
Have You Never Been Kafka is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".
2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of Spinning Thistle breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Post @ Twitter - Cary Grant is Trending
- Comment @ Facebook.
- Post @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
- Comment @ Facebook
- Cary Grant @ Wikipedia