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[[File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.jpg|thumb|"Marry Me, Cary Grant!"]]'''Marry me, Cary Grant! I love you!'''

First let me co-star in your next film. During the filming we will fall in love, conduct a whirlwind off-set romance, and announce to the world that we will tie the knot *as soon as it's legal for heterosexual men to marry each other.

What else do you *want* in a Cary Grant film, other than a female co-star?

== In the News ==

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File:Have You Never Been Kafka.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Kafka|'''''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''''' is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".

File:Spinning_Thistle.jpg|link=Spinning Thistle|2016: Artificially intelligent signed first edition of '''''[[Spinning Thistle]]''''' breaks free of its NFT registry, stalks Cary Grant, proposes marriage; Cary handles the debacle with aplomb.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Have You Never Been Kafka]]''
* ''[[Spinning Thistle]]''

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1563922992861675526 Post] @ Twitter - Cary Grant is Trending
* [https://www.facebook.com/allen.hamilton.967/posts/1357835088005104?comment_id=1357879624667317 Comment] @ Facebook.
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1386284231236587521 Post] @ Twitter (25 April 2021)
* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/351040639276740/?comment_id=351430482571089 Comment] @ Facebook
* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cary_Grant Cary Grant] @ Wikipedia


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