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[[File:Mama Told Me Not to Drink (tweet).jpg|thumb|Mama Told Me Not to Drink.  (Social media post screenshot courtesy Gnomon Chronicles Social Media Authority.]]"'''Mama Told Me Not to Drink'''" is a song by [REDACTED].

== Lyrics ==

<blockquote>
Want some raptors on your planet?<br>
A Fernet-Branca spree?<br>
What's all these crazy liquors you're grabbing from me?<br>
This is the craziest planet that could ever be<br>
Don't activate Space Command 'cause I don't wanna see
</blockquote>

== In the News ==

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File:Pooh vs. Alien (tweet).jpg|link=Pooh vs. Alien|'''''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''''' — Piglet and Eeyore are caught in the crossfire of an ancient battle between Winnie-the-Pooh and aliens as they attempt to entertain children long enough for their parents to have some overdue sex.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Alanon for ELIZA]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[Pooh vs. Alien]]''
* [[Scrimshaw abuse]]
* ''[[The Dark Bird]]''

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1375441512813694977 Post] @ Twitter ()



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