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[[File:Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''''Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires'''''.]]'''''Love in the Time of Sugar Vampires''''' is a 2022 horror-documentary film about vampires who have evolved to eat sugar, and not blood.

== Commentary ==

There should be sugar vampires, who crave sweets.

Not blood. That was the old vampires.

We are the New Vampires. We eat sugar, because we are better adapted than our blood-sucking predecessors to this world of high-fructose corn syrup.

== In the News ==

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File:Slake - starring Wesley Snipes.jpg|link=Slake|'''''[[Slake]]''''' is a 1998 American superhero drinking game film about an alcoholic with vampire power (Wesley Snipes) who must confront his inner demons.

File:Hard Cotton Candy.jpg|link=Hard Cotton Candy|'''''[[Hard Cotton Candy]]''''' is an American psychological horror film about a 14-year-old female vigilante who traps and tortures a circus barker who she suspects of being an evil supernatural clown.

File:Love in the Time of Cinnamon.jpg|link=Love in the Time of Cinnamon|'''''[[Love in the Time of Cinnamon]]''''' (Spanish: El amor en los tiempos del rollo de canela) is a book of recipes written in Spanish by Colombian Nobel Prize-winning chef Gabriel García Márquez and published in 1985.

File:Wax in My Ears.jpg|link=Wax in My Ears|I am stopping my ears with wax now. Not like Odysseus before the Sirens. More like Renfield after Dracula. ('''[[Wax in My Ears]]''')

File:Bride of Chuckles.jpg|link=Bride of Chuckles|'''''[[Bride of Chuckles]]''''' is a 1998 American confectionary slasher film about a doll possessed by a criminally insane candy manufacturer, and his former lover and accomplice Tootsie, whose soul is transferred into a diabetic doll. 

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* ''[[Bride of Chuckles]]''
* ''[[Hard Cotton Candy]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[I am not a guest in your home until you invite me in]]
* ''[[Love in the Time of Cinnamon]]''
* ''[[Slake]]''
* [[Wax in My Ears]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

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== External links ==

=== Social media ===

* [ Post] @ Twitter (To Do) add missing quote
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1581786717358432259 Post] @ Twitter (16 October 2022)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1580897514970316803 Post] @ Twitter (13 October 2022)


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