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'''''If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Stop Melting?''''' is a book of devotional prayers for employees of Omni Consumer Products.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* ''[[ED-209 of Orange]]''
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* ''[[If God Loves Me, Why Can't We See the Far Side of the Moon?]]''
* ''[[If God Loves Me So Much Then Why is Spirit Halloween Not Year-Round?]]''
* ''[[The New Fantastic Four]]''

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon Chronicles (nonfiction)]]

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=== Social media ===

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1702025562233917892 Post] @ Twitter (13 September 2023)

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