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[[File:Ducks - How to Make Them Pay.jpg|thumb|Earliest known image of '''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay'''''.]]'''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay''''' is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the ''Anatidae''.

== Origin ==

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I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes …
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26 January 2020

== In the News ==

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File:Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels - SOEP.jpg|link=Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels|'''[[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]''' ('''SOEP''') is an interspecies organization of 13 stomach oil-exporting varieties of petrel. The 13 varieties of petrel account for 40 percent of global stomach oil and 73 percent of the world's "proven" stomach oil capability, making SOEP a major influence on global stomach oil prices.

File:Are you doing your part for late-stage consumerism - Don't Skip the Skittles.jpg|link=Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism|'''[[Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism]]''' is a political theory advanced by the [REDACTED] and their agents within the Greater Sol System Co-Prosperity Sphere.

File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels]]
* [[Skittles are symbolic of late-stage consumerism]]
* [[The first thing I would do]]
* [[Wealth]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

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=== Social media ===

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1695601991722959290 Post] @ Twitter (26 August 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1520413212897910784 Post] @ Twitter (30 April 2022) 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1455908575142989826 Post] @ Twitter (3 November 2021) 
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1441508456897339392 Post] @ Twitter (24 September 2021) 


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