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[[File:Thank_the_Knife.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from The Simpsons (Season Five, Episode) showing Doctor Hibbert holding a knife in his upraised hand.]]'''Don't thank me, thank the knife!''' is a line from an episode (Season 5, Episode 8) of the animated television show The Simpsons.

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Hibbert: This man's appendix is about to burst. Luckily, I have my trusty pocketknife. [Removes appendix.] Stand back! [Throws appendix, which explodes like a grenade.]<br>
Patient: Thank you, Dr. Hibbert.<br>
Hibbert: Don't thank me. Thank the knife!<br>
</blockquote>

== See also ==

* [https://www.facebook.com/SimpsonsQuotesThatNobodyGetsAnymore/photos/a.111737778865258/762552863783743/ Screenshot]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrZESCp2IsE Simpsons clip] @ YouTube

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

[[Category:Nonfiction (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:Television (nonfiction)]]
[[Category:The Simpsons (nonfiction)]]


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