View source for Ducks: How to Make Them Pay

[[File:Ducks - How to Make Them Pay.jpg|thumb|Earliest known image of '''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay'''''.]]'''''Ducks: How to Make Them Pay''''' is an ornithological handbook comprising tales of greed and vengeance among the ''Anatidae''.

== Origin ==

<blockquote>
I will make those Ducks pay, all right … Oh, they will pay and pay … I am going to squeeze Scrooge McDuck through a God-damned Play-Doh Fun Factory until the gold runs out his skull-holes …
</blockquote>

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26 January 2020

== In the News ==

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File:Wealth_-_Sunken_gold_bars_per_day.jpg|link=Wealth|'''[[Wealth|How many gold bars per day can a man publicly dump into the sea and yet have money left over to pay naval mercenaries to guard the site 24 by 7 by 365 so that ''no one ever raises that gold''?]]'''

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Wealth]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [ Post] @ Twitter (8 September 2021) - with ''[[Vivisection]]''


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