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[[File:Lay_Clap,_Tan_Mare.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for ''Lay Clap, Tan Mare''.]]'''''Lay Clap, Tan Mare''''' is a sex education film by erotic anagram composed [[Cloy Yodler]].

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=== Carnal Playmate ===

* Lay Clap, Tan Mare

=== Lloyd Royce ===

[[Cloy Yodler]]

== In the News ==

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Aragorn and the Lustprinzip]]
* [[Denies Urge]]
* [[Everything Depends upon the Toys]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel]]
* [[How Unimaginable is Unimaginable?]]
* [[I Am Curious (Texas)]]
* [[Sleepless in Philadelphia]]
* [[Squishy Organic World]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1404045326546358273 Post] @ Twitter (13 June 2021)

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