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"'''Green Treks and Ham'''" is a children's algorithm by mathematician and [[APTO]] consulting fabulist [[Karl Jones (nonfiction)|Karl Jones]].

== Excerpt ==

<blockquote>
I do not like them, Trek I blech

These uniforms can go to heck

I do not like them on the crew

I do not like them on you too

I do not like them, Trek I blech

These uniforms can go to heck
</blockquote>

== Relationship with Doctor Fell ==

TO_DO

== In the News ==

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File:Tribbles_for_Ichneumon.jpg|link=Tribbles for Ichneumon|"'''[[Tribbles for Ichneumon]]'''" is one of the [[Forbidden Episodes of Star Trek]]. The plot involves the Ichneumon, an alien ambassador from the "Spock's Bug" parallel universe.  The Ichneumon requires human host or it will die without progeny, threatening the intra-universe treaty between Insects and Humans.

File:City on the Edge of Flower Power.jpg|link=City on the Edge of Flower Power|Publicity still for "'''[[City on the Edge of Flower Power]]'''", one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of Star Trek.

File:The Socialist Iteration.jpg|link=The Socialist Iteration|"'''[[The Socialist Iteration]]'''" is one of the "Forbidden Episodes" of the television series Star Trek, in which Mister Spock ponders the difficulty of having conversations about the word "Socialism". The episode is loosely based on the film ''My Dinner With Andre''.
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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[City on the Edge of Flower Power]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Star Trek: Forbidden Episodes]]
* [[The Socialist Iteration]]
* [[The TARDIS on the Edge of Forever]]
* [[Tribbles for Ichneumon]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://www.facebook.com/groups/concellation/permalink/349596209421183/?comment_id=349716496075821 Comment] @ Facebook

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