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[[File:Have You Never Been Kafka.jpg|thumb|Earliest known front cover of '''''Have You Never Been Kafka'''''.]]'''''Have You Never Been Kafka''''' is an autobiographical book by Franz Kafka "as told to Olivia Newton-John".

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File:Have_You_Never_Been_Holden.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Holden?|"'''[[Have You Never Been Holden?]]'''" is a song by Olivia Newton-John.

File:Hopelessly Devoted to Hue.jpg|link=Hopelessly Devoted to Hue|"'''[[Hopelessly Devoted to Hue]]'''" is a song by Olivia Newton-John about her feelings for the visible color spectrum.

File:You Don't Tweet Me Flowers.jpg|link=You Don't Tweet Me Flowers|"'''[[You Don't Tweet Me Flowers]]'''" is a song written by Neil Diamond 1.1 for the ill-fated reality TV drama ''All That Twitters''.

File:Someone_Left_Richard_Harris_Out_in_the_Rain.jpg|link=Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain|'''''[[Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain]]''''' is a dramatic musical documentary film about actor-chef Richard Harris, whose search for a "rain-proof cake" in a non-existent "McArthur Park" leads him into doubt, paranoia, and ultimately madness.

File:Marry Me, Cary Grant.png|link=Marry Me, Cary Grant!|"'''[[Marry Me, Cary Grant!]]'''" is a short poem by Karl Jones. 

File:Talking Duality Blues.jpg|link=Talking Duality Blues|"'''[[Talking Duality Blues]]'''" is a traditional quantum folk song about wave-particle dualism.

File:Three Kings 2.jpg|link=Three Kings 2|2017: '''''[[Three Kings 2]]''''' voted Picture of the Day by the Citizens of New Minneapolis, Canada.

File:Kafka_PKD_QAnon.png|link=A Venn Diagram of Kafka and PKD|"'''[[A Venn Diagram of Kafka and PKD]]'''" is a short poem by Karl Jones.

File:Have_You_Never_Been_Holden.jpg|link=Have You Never Been Holden?|"'''[[Have You Never Been Holden?]]'''" is a song by [REDACTED].

File:Spycraft_-_Zippo_versus_anal_sphincter.jpg|link=Spycraft (reality TV)|'''''[[Spycraft (reality TV)|Spycraft]]''''' is a reality television series in which souls of dead or dying secret agents compete to outwit each other for control of [REDACTED] and all of the other humans.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[A Venn Diagram of Kafka and PKD]]
* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[Have You Never Been Holden?]]
* [[Hopelessly Devoted to Hue]]
* [[Marry Me, Cary Grant!]]
* ''[[Someone Left Richard Harris Out in the Rain]]''
* ''[[Spycraft (reality TV)]]
* [[Talking Duality Blues]]
* ''[[Three Kings 2]]''
* [[You Don't Tweet Me Flowers]]

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1619081851167207424 Post] @ Twitter (27 January 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1428135185502113803 Post] @ Twitter (18 August 2021)

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