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[[File:Postum Scorchin BBQ.jpg|thumb|Earliest known poster for '''Postum Scorchin BBQ'''.]]'''Postum Scorchin BBQ''' is a barbeque-flavored version of the instant coffee substitute Postum.

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File:The Postum Man.jpg|link=The Postum Man|'''''[[The Postum Man]]''''' is a post-coffee dystopia science fiction novel about a man wandering the desolate Oregon countryside who finds a coffee maker, which he puts to using brewing coffee substitutes. His brewing service and claims about the return of coffeehouses give hope to the people, who are threatened by a murderous, decaffeinated latte militia.

File:House of Buttermilk, home of the Bottomless Cup of Buttermilk Coffee.jpg|link=House of Buttermilk|'''[[House of Buttermilk]]''' is a buttermilk restaurant franchise.

File:Ovaltine Plus.jpg|link=Ovaltine Plus|'''[[Ovaltine Plus]]''' is a brand of milk flavoring product made with malt extract (except in the blue packaging in the United States), sugar (except in Switzerland), whey, and opium.

File:Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline.jpg|link=Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline|'''[[Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline]]''' a Broadway transdimensional musical about theater kids becoming performative online leftists via quantum "pipelines" of post-Euclidean Pringles canisters and discarded bongs from enriched-enhancement Montessori schools.

File:Minty Fresh Potato Chips.jpg|link=Minty Fresh Potato Chips|'''[[Minty Fresh Potato Chips]]''' is a variety of potato chips distributed by Gnomon Chronicles Industries.

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== Fiction cross-reference ==

* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]
* [[House of Buttermilk]]
* [[Minty Fresh Potato Chips]]
* [[Ovaltine Plus]]
* [[Theater Kid to Performative Online Leftist Pipeline]]
* ''[[The Postum Man]]''

== Nonfiction cross-reference ==

== External links ==

* [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postum Postum] @ Wikipedia

=== Social media ===

* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1646913900233777158 Post] @ Twitter (14 April 2023)
* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1608127049281028100 Post] @ Twitter (28 December 2022)

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