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What is the first rule of eating?

If you cannot eliminate the waste, do not put it in your body.

I learned this unpleasant truth the hard way.  But thanks to dietary fibre— and live-culture sauerkraut— I am alive to tell the tale.  (True story.)

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* [[Gnomon algorithm]]
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]]

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* [https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1609190002356789248 Post] @ Twitter (31 December 2022)

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