You Know My Ring

You Know My Ring (social media post screenshot).

"You Know My Ring" is a parody song by Karl Jones.

Lyrics

I've seen diamonds cut through harder men
Than you yourself but if you must pretend
You may meet your gland

Do yourself because no-one else here will touch you
You're just a crutch, you
I will find some purer
And you won't find a curer

You Know My Ring

In the News

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  Youmg men, it is never okay to marry a masturbator.

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Post @ Twitter