Small Brass Thing (nonfiction)

"Small Brass Thing" is a parody of the song "Small Blue Thing" by Susan Vega.

Lyrics

Today I am a Small Brass Thing
Like a elbow or an key
I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink
Do not stop to think 

I am sold in Boing Boing Store
I'm no further than a mouse-click
You could use me and what's more
I can't be replaced by a stick

I am shipping to your home, Amazon is going full-speed
When you get it order more, it's the thing you know that you'll need

I am poking germs for you
Poking germs for you
Poking germs for you
Poking germs for you ...

Today I am a Small Brass Thing
Like a pliars or a pen
I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink
Purchase me and and I'll be

Purchased, in your hand ...
Purchased, in your hand ...
Small Brass Thing ...

Fiction cross-reference

• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles

External links

• Small Blue Thing @ YouTube
• Comment @ Boing Boing