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Small Brass Thing | "'''Small Brass Thing'''" is a parody of the song "Small Blue Thing" by Susan Vega. | ||
== Lyrics == | |||
<pre> | <pre> | ||
Today I am a Small Brass Thing | Today I am a Small Brass Thing | ||
Like a elbow or an key | Like a elbow or an key | ||
I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink | I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink | ||
I am sold to you | |||
I am sold in Boing Boing Store | I am sold in Boing Boing Store | ||
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Like a pliars or a pen | Like a pliars or a pen | ||
I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink | I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink | ||
Purchase me | Purchase me and I will be -- | ||
Purchased, in your hand ... | Purchased, in your hand ... | ||
Purchased, in your hand ... | Purchased, in your hand ... | ||
Purchased, in your hand ... | |||
Small Brass Thing ... | Small Brass Thing ... | ||
</pre> | </pre> | ||
== In the News == | |||
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== Fiction cross-reference == | |||
* [[Gnomon algorithm]] | |||
* [[Gnomon Chronicles]] | |||
== Nonfiction cross-reference == | |||
== External links == | |||
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkhoZzsono Small Blue Thing] @ YouTube | * [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPkhoZzsono Small Blue Thing] @ YouTube | ||
* [https://bbs.boingboing.net/t/reduce-exposure-to-germ-prone-surfaces-with-this-tools-brass-material/170463/25?u=karl_jones Comment] @ Boing Boing | |||
[[Category:Nonfiction (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Songs (nonfiction)]] | |||
[[Category:Songs by Karl Jones (nonfiction)]] | |||
Latest revision as of 17:15, 3 May 2020
"Small Brass Thing" is a parody of the song "Small Blue Thing" by Susan Vega.
Lyrics
Today I am a Small Brass Thing Like a elbow or an key I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink I am sold to you I am sold in Boing Boing Store I'm no further than a mouse-click You could use me and what's more I can't be replaced by a stick I am shipping to your home, Amazon is going full-speed When you get it order more, it's the thing you know that you'll need I am poking germs for you Poking germs for you Poking germs for you Poking germs for you ... Today I am a Small Brass Thing Like a pliars or a pen I am typical, generic, and replaceable -- I'm kitchen-sink Purchase me and I will be -- Purchased, in your hand ... Purchased, in your hand ... Purchased, in your hand ... Small Brass Thing ...
In the News
Fiction cross-reference
Nonfiction cross-reference
External links
- Small Blue Thing @ YouTube
- Comment @ Boing Boing