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File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|March 16, 2020:  Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
File:Anarchimedes constructing Lego solar system.jpg|March 16, 2020:  Evidence emerges that rogue mathematician and alleged time-traveller Anarchimedes is constructing a LEGO-powered doomsday weapon.
File:Anarchimedes measuring Galileo.jpg|Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt [[Gnomon algorithm]] configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]].
File:Anarchimedes measuring Galileo.jpg|Rogue mathematician and alleged supervillain Anarchimedes uses corrupt [[Gnomon algorithm]] configuration files to remotely measure the trans-quantum state of physicist and crime-fighter [[Galileo Galilei]].
File:Forbidden indifference subgraphs.png|link=Forbidden graph characterization (nonfiction)|September 3, 1975: Vulnerability in [[Forbidden graph characterization (nonfiction)|Forbidden graph characterization]] exploited in blackmail scheme by criminal mathematician Anarchimedes.
File:Forbidden indifference subgraphs.png|link=Forbidden graph characterization (nonfiction)|September 3, 1975: Vulnerability in [[Forbidden graph characterization (nonfiction)|Forbidden graph characterization]] exploited in blackmail scheme by criminal mathematician Anarchimedes.
File:APTO logo.jpg|link=Algorithmic Paradigm Treaty Organization|December 9, 1901: In a high-profile [[APTO]] court case, aurora researcher and [[Gnomon algorithm]] theorist [[Kristian Birkeland (nonfiction)|Kristian Birkeland]] uses his experimental [[Terrella (nonfiction)|Terrella]] to prove that Anarchimedes planned and attempted to execute [[Crimes against astronomical constants|crimes against the ionosphere]].
File:APTO logo.jpg|link=Algorithmic Paradigm Treaty Organization|December 9, 1901: In a high-profile [[APTO]] court case, aurora researcher and [[Gnomon algorithm]] theorist [[Kristian Birkeland (nonfiction)|Kristian Birkeland]] uses his experimental [[Terrella (nonfiction)|Terrella]] to prove that Anarchimedes planned and attempted to execute [[Crimes against astronomical constants|crimes against the ionosphere]].



Revision as of 05:08, 27 June 2021

Anarchimedes (circa 1618) extracting computational energy from peasants.

Anarchimedes is a rogue mathematician, unlicensed transdimensional corporation, and alleged supervillain.

Anarchimedes has long history of planning, organizing, and committing crimes against mathematical constants, mainly shape theft.

He is particularly notorious for planning and implementing crimes against eclipses, both solar and lunar.

Give me enough Lego pieces and a place to stand (probably somewhere in the Oort cloud), and I will move the earth.

[Traditionally attributed to Anarchimedes]

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