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The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 911 total.
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- Lack of will to migrate away from coastal cities
- Last of the Ely Snow Mounds
- Layers will get you through any weather
- LD50
- Learn to be a nicer person
- Less fear, more care
- Let No One Say (1)
- Let's get it on, Easily Recoverable Objects!
- Let's Not Kill Hitler
- Lets face it, we’re all going to hell
- Lexicon
- Liars Who Love
- Life begins in sex and it ends in death
- Life is Physics
- Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other memes.
- Lightning does not dream of fireflies
- Listen
- Logical thought
- Look to the future
- Loving the Indefensible
- Luck or hard work
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- MAGA is the extinction of rational thought itself
- MAGAs are now bombing me
- Magician
- Mailer is just some schmuck with talent
- Making Ireland what it is today
- Malice is my game
- Malleable Past, Useless Future
- Man is a V-1 Rocket
- Man of Nothing
- Manscaping
- Marjorie Taylor Greene, Nut Shooter
- Marry Me, Cary Grant!
- Matryoshka Recursion
- May you all be fictionalized for dramatic purposes
- May your burdens be light and your dreams easy
- MdDonald's
- Melania Trump
- Men are such assholes
- Men that wear glasses are dorks
- Midnight draws nigh
- Midnight, Midnight
- Mike Johnson (nonfiction)
- Mike Johnson is a Young Earth Creationist
- Minimalism take the hindmost
- Mining 16 Psyche
- Minnesota Surge
- Miracles are
- Modern Americans can't write for shit
- Money printing machine
- Motives
- My corduroy cutoffs
- My Enemy's Virtue
- My favorite decade of music
- My favorite law
- My First Program
- My Free Drink
- My heart stands by you
- My Matrix dreams
- My suffering is worse
- My superpower is serendipity
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- National virtue signalling
- Near the Gardens of the Eternal
- NFT is a like a deed to a house
- Ninety percent of everything doesn't make much sense
- Nixon was
- No matter how I hold my breath
- No More Crusades
- No more make-believe father-figures
- No one is forced to testify
- No one is talking about this
- No problem
- Nobody writes like Jack Vance
- Non-Christian Planet
- None are chosen
- None of your business how I choose to educate my child
- Not during a shouting match
- Not if you call us guys
- Now we will find out
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- Obscenity
- Odysseus Deferred
- Oh really?
- Oil and water do not mix
- On ad hominem attacks
- On Gloves
- On Gold Teeth
- One abandons it for Love
- One always pays a price
- One angel can dance on the head of a pin
- One Big Lasagna
- One Hand Busy
- One man's albatross
- One state per State Bird
- One vast flow-chart
- Onion Breath, USA
- Only another crackpot
- Only in musicals
- Only Joking
- Opium Wars
- Oral sphincter
- Organians attribute Evil to rampant Industrialism
- Other people's dreams
- Otherwise they must fight
- Otter Wax Leather Salve for the soul
- Our Expertise
- Our society is not burdened by an excess of wealthy historians
- Our Uniform Makes Us Uni-Form
- Oven adventure
P
- Paradoxes and religions
- Patsy
- Peak Susan Collins
- Pearl Harbor, Nine Eleven, Jan 6
- People died much younger in previous generations
- People underestimate clams
- Perceived comfort
- Perhaps the future will make artists of us all
- Peril on all sides for Walt Nauta
- Pets, alcohol, thumbs, TV, fruit, exercise, windows, emergency services, beds
- Philosophers versus Economists
- Pie goes in me
- Pilgrim Words
- Pink Floyd Poker
- Pioneers of Twitter
- Plants never remind me of Death
- Please be less ignorant before you post
- Please don't use the word rape in any allegorical way
- Please stamp your BIBLE feet elsewhere
- Poison in your manuscript
- Police must protect our lives by risking their own
- Political Animus
- Political violence is likely to happen
- Polls
- Poor career choices
- Positive and Negative
- Positive framing
- Possible has always been a possibility
- Predators and Parasites
- Prelude to rebellion
- President Biden
- Pretending to think
- Priest-Kings do not scale up to nation-states
- Progress report
- Prude
- Psychosis in mirror
- Psyllium husk pizza
- Pure is a moralist battle cry
- Pureblood
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- Raise your voice in song
- Rampaging appetite beast
- Random harm
- Ratio as allegory for self and other
- Rational or MAGA
- Realish Time
- Reason keeps advancing over religion
- Reasons
- Red Wave Jan 6 Insurrection Traitors
- REDACTED
- Redford is useful to my work
- Reflections
- Reliable quotations
- Replies to filler
- Republicans and sex crimes
- Repugnance
- Research
- Restrain your hyperbole
- Resume
- Rhyme
- Rice is delicious
- Rittenhouse is a killer
- Robert Frost
- Roger Stone's brain turning to pop rocks
- Roseanne Barr is a deranged asswipe
- Rotten potatoes
- Russian rockets
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- Salmonella fetishism
- Sandwiches are containers for loose filling
- Satire feels like
- Satire has syntax
- Satirist Laureate
- Saunas and long silences
- Say goodbye
- Saying fuck off with dignity
- Scaffolding boner
- Scandinavians express humor as slow glass transmits light
- Schadenfreude is bad and one should never do it
- Science and Religion
- Science is my first religion
- Science is not true
Media in category "Essays"
The following 151 files are in this category, out of 151 total.
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According to this poll, not according to me.jpg 500 × 638; 60 KB
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Man is a V-1 Rocket.jpg 500 × 640; 52 KB
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