Static Mat

Earliest known image of "Static Mat".

"Static Mat" is a song by Yup from their album Obdurate.

Transcript

I'll be the static mat
The spark will make you wish you sat
It rubs you the wrong way
Call it morning working at bench and
In and out the hardware

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