Diary (August 17, 2021)
Online diary of Karl Jones for August 17, 2021.
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JANUARY
MARCHING ORDERS
"Go ye and bring the Light
To savage strands afar.
Take ye the Law of Right
Where'er the unblest are.
- "Heathens and stubborn Jews,
Lovers of Juggernaut,
Give them the chance to choose
That which the Saviour taught.
"Go where the gentle Lord
Is still as yet unknown,
There where the tribes ignored
Strive in the dark alone.
"Arm ye to face the foe,
Carib and cannibal,
Men who must live as low
As any animal.
- "Cover the naked limb,
Shoe ye the unshod foot,
Silence the pagan hymn,
Conquer the godless brute.
"Tell them the news of Love,
Preach them the Prince of Peace,
Tear down their pagan grove,
Give them divine release."
-"The Sacred Sower: Being a Collection of Hymns and Devout Songs Adapted to the Use of Missionary Societies", 1887; verses marked * may be omitted if desired.
THE MARVELS OF MODERN CIVILIZATION
The small neat secretary, a girl in the smartest of advanced fashionable styles including a skirt slit up to the waist to display at her crotch a tuft of shiny steel wool attached to her panties, listened to the ultramodern intercom on her highly-polished desk. The sound was directionalized, of course. It was cool and quiet in here because instead of windows there were cosmoramic projections, latest of late devices to prevent the intrusion of untasteful exterior reality. Nearby the chimneys reeked a twenty-four-hour day yet the view was of clean white clouds, blue sky, yellow sun not so bright that it dazzled.
Superior to the natural article, yes.
Also birds flew or perched between two layers of glass on real branches in air-conditioned environment. It was not ordinary to see birds. Very yes.
"Mr. Hideki Katsamura," the girl said. Mr. Hideld Katsamura rose from the plastic seat, faultless imitation of natural fur without risk of disease or perhaps pejorative associations owing to demise of so many regretted species. Solid family man, well-established, excellent command of English, correctly clad with sober fabric. Unflighty. Not excessively anxious to please and bowing to secretaries as some.
The wait had been long but one understood: the pressure of urgent business.
Very modern, the girl opened the door to Dr. Hirasaku's office by pushing a hidden button.
Later, when Dr. Hirasaku and his co-directors had clearly given instructions for the visit to America allotting the franchises for new water-purifier, also many lists of competing products to be explained inferior and amounts of bids recorded so far and further details to be studied with care, Mr. Katsamura went home to new house in suburb of Osaka where the honey-carts called promptly and the center of the street received replenishment of other household waters in landscaped rivulets arched at one-block intervals with highly artistic ancient Chinese-pattern bridges, typical of supermodern pedestrian-precinct city planning must not be jammed uptight with cars. All excellent. All nylon.
MAY
GRAB WHILE THE GRABBING'S GOOD
When I came here there was nothing to be seen But the forest drear and the prairie green.
Coyotes howled in the vale below
With the deer and the bear and the buffalo, To my whack-fol-the-day, whack-fol-the-do, Whack-fol-the-day-fol-the-didy-o!
So I took my axe and I cut the trees
And I made me a shack for to lie at ease,
With the walls of log and the roof of sod
And I gave my thanks at night to God,
To my whack…
And I took my gun and my powder-horn
And I killed the varmints that stole my corn.
With meat and bread I had a good life,
So I looked for a woman who would be my wife, To my whack…
When he was a boy I taught my son
To use the plow and the hoe and the gun.
The fields spread out as the trees came down-There was room at last for a little town,
To my whack…
There's a church of clapboard with a steeple, And Sunday morning it's full of people.
There's a bank, a saloon and a general store And a hundred houses weren't there before, To my whack…
And now that I'm old and prepared to go
There are cattle instead of the buffalo.
They'll carry my coffin to my grave
Down roads they say they're going to pave, To my whack…
So I'm happy to know I made my mark
On the land which once was drear and dark, And I'm happy to know my funeral prayer
Will be heard in the land that was stark and bare, To my whack…
-"Boelker's Camp Fire Songster," 1873
JUNE
A VIEW STILL EXTREMELY WIDELY ADHERED
TO
There's an 'eathen bint out in Malacca
With an 'orrible 'eathenish name.
As for black, they don't come any blacker-
But she answered to "Jill" just the same!
Well, a man 'oo's abroad can get lonely,
Missin' friends an' relations an' such.
She wasn't "me sweet one-an'-only"-
But there's others as done just as much!
I'm not blushin' or makin' excuses,
An' I don't think she'd want that, because
When she stopped blubbin' over 'er bruises
The long an' the short of it was
That I'd bust up 'er 'orrible idol
An' I'd taught 'er respect for a gun-
Yus, I broke 'er to saddle an' bridle
An' I left 'er an Englishman's son!
-"Lays of the Long Haul," 1905
SEPTEMBER
MOTHER-RAPERS
…"Mid fume and reek
That caused unmanly Tears to lave my cheek, Black-vis'd as Moors from soil, and huge of thew, The Founders led me ever onward through Th' intolerable Mirk. The furnace Spire
They broach'd, and came a sudden gout of Fire That leach'd the precious Water from my corse And strain'd my Vision with such awful force It seem'd I oped my eyes to tropic Sun
Or lightning riving Midnight's dismal dun, Or stood amaz'd by mighty Hekla's pit.
I marvel'd how Man, by his GOD-sent wit,
Thus tam'd the salamander Element
And loos'd the Metal in the mountain pent
To make us Saws, and Shears, and useful Plows, Swords for our hands, and Helmets for our brows, The surgeon's Scalpel, vehicle of Health, And all our humble Tools for gaining wealth…
- "De Arte Munificente," Seventeenth century STANDSTILL
TO NAME BUT A FEW
Opaque and pale as tissue paper the sky overlay America.
Everywhere the voices of people saying in a doubtful tone, "But it didn't use to be like this, did it?"
And others saying with scorn, "Don't give me that shit about the Good Old Days!"
The mental censors rewriting history, not through rose-colored glasses, but gray ones.
Reading, as you might say, from the top down:
Dead satellites.
Discarded first and second stages of rockets, mainly second.
Fragments of vehicles which exploded in orbit.
Experimental material, e.g. reflective copper needles.
Combustion compounds from rocket exhausts.
Experimental substances intended to react with stratospheric ozone, e. g., sodium.
Very light radioactive fallout.
CO2
Aircraft exhaust. Medium fallout. Rainmaking compounds.
Smoke.
Sulphur dioxide.
Leadalkyls.
Mercaptans and other bad smells.
Car exhausts.
Locomotive exhausts.
More smoke.
Local fallout.
Products accidentally vented from underground nuclear tests.
Oceanic fluorine.
Nitric acid.
Sulphuric acid.
Sewage.
Industrial effluents.
Detergents.
Selenium and cadmium from mine tailings.
Fumes from garbage incinerators burning plastic.
Nitrates, phosphates, fungicidal mercuric
compounds from "compacted soils."
Oil.
Oil-derived insecticides. Defoliants and herbicides.
Radioactives from aquifers contaminated by underground explosions, chiefly tritium.
Lead, arsenic, oil-well sludge, fly ash, asbestos.
Polyethylene, polystyrene, polyurethane, glass, cans.
Nylon, dacron, rayon, terylene, stylene, orlon, other artificial fibers.
Scrap.
Garbage.
Concrete and cement.
A great deal of short-wave radiation.
Carcinogens, teratogens and mutagens.
Synergistic poisons.
Hormones, antibiotics, additives, medicaments.
Drugs.
Solanine, oxalic acid, caffeine, cyanide, myristicin, pressor amines, copper sulphate, dihydrochalcones, naringin, ergot.
Botulinus.
Mustard gas, chlorine, Lewisite, phosgene, prussic acid. T, Q, GA, GB, CD, GE, GF, VE, VX, CA, CN, CS, DM, PL, BW, BZ.
CO.
-to name but a few.
I am the world's fourth-greatest nonsense poet
Fourth-Greatest Nonsense Poet.
Compare Move aside, satire coming through.