Autobiography (Lud the Gamer)

Synopsis of Fiction: - see also Fiction list

They asked me if I wanted to be on Who Wants to Be a Chronometer?. I said no, I do not want to be chronometer.

Some other guy agreed to be on the show. I remember we talked about it. He was devoted to the idea of becoming a high-end wristwatch. Later I saw that he was bumped from the show early in the season and got converted into a metronome, which is technically a chronometer, I suppose, but totally a burn for that guy.

At that point in my life, I was nervous about clocks,

Synopsis of fiction:

A better world than this A bitter swell to follow A Wrench in the Monkey Works Abalonia Abomynous Ada Lovelace Alan Turing Albert Lea Anti-Spectator Albert Saskatoonian Aldermania Alexandria Expedition of 1807 Alien (documentary) Analytical Engine Anarchimedes Anna Morandi Manzolini Anon Antebellum, cerebellum, whatever it takes Antikythera mechanism Antikythera Team Architectural criminologist Aristotle Asclepius Myrmidon Axiom Antics Ayn Rand Babbage simulator Bad Job Brewery Bad News Said The Late Herald Barragán Bascomb Rudeworthy Bathysquare Beautiful inappropriate boundaries Because Taurus Benji Benoit Mandelbrot Bernoullirama Bertrand Russell Better Not Ask (crime team) Blazon medicine Bless the Beasts and Wild Things Bonaparte's Gull Brainiac Brainiac crying log files Braunschweiger of the Vanities Brawniac Buddha Bulky and Hoodwinkle C. Wright Mills Canterbury scrying engine Carnevale Tenebre Carnivorous dirigible Casio + N = CasiNo Catamite Catch phrase Charles Stuttering Pines Chatauqua Cherry Blossom Green Clarifications and conundrums Clear and present patriot Clowns, Prostitutes, and Firemen Comeuppancer Computer simulation Conius Maculatus Cookulation Counter-Siege of Algeciras (1278) Cranshackle Crimes against mathematical constants Croesus Management Cryptographic numen Cuic Cuic's Pig Curious Forage Daddy Warbucks Dalton Trumbo Dard Hunter movies Dard Hunter versus the Shape Thief Dard Hunter, Glyph Warden Dard Hunter: The Final Symbol Database Database Death By Flint Death by xylophone Death of H. P. Lovecraft Death wish Delta Crisp Demonstrative Pilgrimage Deniable litigation Deplorabilia Descriptino Diagramaceous soil Diaphrasm Disambiguum Do Blade-Runners Shave Their Electric Sheep? Doctor Dead Dogs Eat Food Dollop Whey Stick Dorothy Sucher Douchument Dowser pig Dragon curve Dragon curve (drug) Dreams of the Green Ring Dymaxion Lunchmobile Earnest Low Edward Lear Egg tooth Egg Tooth (monster) Egg Tooth (neighborhood) Elder Gods Electric S'Mores Empyrées Endemica ENIAC ENIAC (SETI) Essay Euphoriolanus Evil Balloon Vendor problem Excerpta Latina Barbari Excursus (villain) Extract of Radium Falling men Fecal Roll Call Fictino Fictional mathematical function Fictional mathematician Forbidden ratio Forenses Frank Miller Fraud Free sample yesterday From impulse to order and back again Fructolepsy Fulgent Hotrod Wardens Gambitology Gastromo Geometry Geometry solvent Gerard Butler Gil Kane Glad Hidings Glyph poacher Glyph Warden Gnomon Algorithm Gnotilus Gold Ruster Gray light Green Lantern Green Lantern Acres Green Lantern franchise Green Ring Green Ring Show Green War Grievous Mitochondria H. P. Lovecraft Hasegawa Tōhaku Havelock Helleborus (criminal) Hemlock of the Month Club Hirality ensues! (Not!) Hollerith Hopalong Perfidy Hoplite Island How to Bet It All on Nothing in No Time Forever Howard Zinn Human Flea Circus Humanity and other non-essential services Humans love it! I Am Joe's Rifle Igloo of Solitude Impulse to Order In for a penny wise, in for a pound foolish Insidium Jack the Reader Jan Kochanowski Jerry Siegel Jesticule John Brunner John Venn Johnny Got His Gun Johnny Got His Gun (movie) Kale Browity Karl Jones Keylined in Penang Kodar Law of suspects Law of Suspects (legal counsel) Lethal Mermaid Lethal Mermaid (film) Liberace's Bathtub Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle Literature London Has Swollen Loose lips sink ships Lord Atrox Lords of the Phantom Zone Lox in their frocks Lubin Manufacturing Company Luck-monger Lud the Gamer Lud the Gamer (business) Malleable Past, Useless Future Manaus Butterfly Manhattan Project Mare's Nest Engineering Marie Curie Mark Jacobs Mark Twain Martin Gardner Mathematician Mathematics Max Beckmann Medusa Obligata Mega-bonsai Metachondria Minimalism Minnesota Minute men Mispent Youth Mountain of Coins Nacreum Napolean Bonaparte National Razor National Trilogy Nearly Everything Neptune Slaughter Neptune? or Net-Poon? Nero +1 Nero and the Ring Nested Radical New Minneapolis, Canada Niles Cartouchian Non-fictino Nysa on the Maeander One More Thing One more time, without feeling Overheard in my mind Pachinko logic Paul Simon Peeveless Gossamer Perpetual motion and time machines Petasos (villain) Phrenocracy Pi catastrophe Pi disaster Pika Pilgrimage Pilgrimic Emergence Pilgrimic sense Plausibility denial Plimpton engine Poem Portable envy Posthumous holography of H. P. Lovecraft Postminimalist detective Prenex Prey to visions Prey to Visions (company) Propinquity Associates Psycho-trinket Questionable defenestration Raisin Bone Rapunzel Relentless Pandering Retractable hair Reverse parachuting Reverse Tamagotchi Reversible Drain Bamage Richard Tuttle Robert Bruce Foote Rock astrology Roger Zelazny Rogue weave Rosenwald sheets Rubrics Rubricus Rulestone (medieval) Rumbustious lightning Rumbustius Rutilated Quartet Salvatore Satire Scandalabra ScoboCop Scrimshaw abuse Scrying engine Self-diagnosis program Serpin Shakespeare-Magellan Expedition Shiny Dull Sigmund Freud Silent Spring Simulada Sleepy web Snakes on a plane Snakeskin Delirium Snippets So Rank, Hung Lo Fat Socrates Software in the Rain Spacecraft Sphere and Tetrahedron Spoil the cake and parade it too Squanderosa Standard Flow Time Stately Condition Stencil Stencillum Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels Stuart Davis (painter) Stuttering Pines Stylistic device Stylite Stylus machine Sub-cellular sports franchise Submarine ballooning Sunspotter Super-Curie Superintelligent gelatinous cube Superman Sweet, sweet crude oil Symbiosis and Her All-Girl Orchestra Sympathy for the Devil for Peace Tactical oops Tamdoodle Tar for Tar's Sake Tar-Baby Tar-Baby 9000 The Adulteration of Bergamot The Aestivation of Henry Adams The Alexandrias The Boxes The Chuck Yeager of Hyperbole The Ecstasy of Civilization The Eel The Ensoilment The Flying Lunchcar The Frantic Doxologist The Green Ring Show The heat-death of those who deserve it The Human Wars (Abalonia) The Id The Jerry Bruckheimer Enterprise The Man Who Would Not Say Hello World The Mind-Wheels of Your Will The Noel Harrison Sensation The Nolongerability of Thatinthere The Patrick Device The Sigil (crime fighter) The Sorceror's Amanuensis The Spock of Satirists The Treadmills of Your Mind The Uncials The Unruly Submarine The Waking of the Slate Thinker for the Dead Three is the Color of My True Love's Hair (analysis) Tick off all the boxes Tim Berners-Lee Tim Powers Time bomb Time traveler Time traveller Toffoli Rad Tom Swift Tom Swift and His Elder Gods Communicizer Tom Swift and his Electro-Dragnet Transdimensional corporation Transdimensional law Transdimensional prison Transdimensional resource extraction Transdimensional travel agency Transdimensional trust Transit drug Trim the thumbnails of my mind Triumph of the Wheel Turing friend Turing machine Turpentine Turpentine delight Tyler Tork Unfungible Unlicensed Freelance Moralist Valentine, Nebraska Venn diagram Vuvuzela of Doom War to the World (song) Weaponizing Spirograph Web rouser Whatever Happened to the Nested Radical? When Two Meditate Together It Is Good Where It Sat Where the coal-face meets the road Where The Wild Things Were Why Brainiac Cried William Walton Worcester Lunch Car Company (research division) Wrestlers from the id Wumpus-compass

List

A better world than this A bitter swell to follow A Clockwork Bard for Liebowitz A Wrench in the Monkey Works Abalonia Abomynous Ada Lovelace Alan Turing Albert Lea Anti-Spectator Albert Saskatoonian Aldermania Alexandria Expedition of 1807 Alien (documentary) Analytical Engine Anarchimedes Anna Morandi Manzolini Anon Antebellum, cerebellum, whatever it takes Antikythera mechanism Antikythera Team Architectural criminologist Aristotle Asclepius Myrmidon Axiom Antics Ayn Rand Babbage simulator Bad Job Brewery Bad News Said The Late Herald Barragán Bascomb Rudeworthy Bathysquare Beautiful inappropriate boundaries Because Taurus Benji Benoit Mandelbrot Bernoullirama Bertrand Russell Better Not Ask (crime team) Blazon medicine Bless the Beasts and Wild Things Bonaparte's Gull Brainiac Brainiac crying log files Braunschweiger of the Vanities Brawniac Buddha Bulky and Hoodwinkle C. Wright Mills Canterbury scrying engine Carnevale Tenebre Carnivorous dirigible Casio + N = CasiNo Catamite Catch phrase Charles Stuttering Pines Chatauqua Cherry Blossom Green Clarifications and conundrums Clear and present patriot Clowns, Prostitutes, and Firemen Comeuppancer Computer simulation Conius Maculatus Cookulation Counter-Siege of Algeciras (1278) Cranshackle Crimes against mathematical constants Croesus Management Cryptographic numen Cuic Cuic's Pig Curious Forage Daddy Warbucks Dalton Trumbo Dard Hunter movies Dard Hunter versus the Shape Thief Dard Hunter, Glyph Warden Dard Hunter: The Final Symbol Database Database Death By Flint Death by xylophone Death of H. P. Lovecraft Death wish Delta Crisp Demonstrative Pilgrimage Deniable litigation Deplorabilia Descriptino Diagramaceous soil Diaphrasm Disambiguum Do Blade-Runners Shave Their Electric Sheep? Doctor Dead Dogs Eat Food Dollop Whey Stick Dorothy Sucher Douchument Dowser pig Dragon curve Dragon curve (drug) Dreams of the Green Ring Dymaxion Lunchmobile Earnest Low Edward Lear Egg tooth Egg Tooth (monster) Egg Tooth (neighborhood) Elder Gods Electric S'Mores Empyrées Endemica ENIAC ENIAC (SETI) Essay Euphoriolanus Evil Balloon Vendor problem Excerpta Latina Barbari Excursus (villain) Extract of Radium Falling men Fecal Roll Call Fictino Fictional mathematical function Fictional mathematician Forbidden ratio Forenses Frank Miller Fraud Free sample yesterday From impulse to order and back again Fructolepsy Fulgent Hotrod Wardens Gambitology Gastromo Geometry Geometry solvent Gerard Butler Gil Kane Glad Hidings Glyph poacher Glyph Warden Gnomon Algorithm Gnotilus Gold Ruster Gray light Green Lantern Green Lantern Acres Green Lantern franchise Green Ring Green Ring Show Green War Grievous Mitochondria H. P. Lovecraft Hasegawa Tōhaku Havelock Helleborus (criminal) Hemlock of the Month Club Hirality ensues! (Not!) Hollerith Hopalong Perfidy Hoplite Island How to Bet It All on Nothing in No Time Forever Howard Zinn Human Flea Circus Humanity and other non-essential services Humans love it! I Am Joe's Rifle Igloo of Solitude Impulse to Order In for a penny wise, in for a pound foolish Insidium Jack the Reader Jan Kochanowski Jerry Siegel Jesticule John Brunner John Venn Johnny Got His Gun Johnny Got His Gun (movie) Kale Browity Karl Jones Keylined in Penang Kodar Law of suspects Law of Suspects (legal counsel) Lethal Mermaid Lethal Mermaid (film) Liberace's Bathtub Like a marble in a Codd-neck Klein bottle Literature London Has Swollen Loose lips sink ships Lord Atrox Lords of the Phantom Zone Lox in their frocks Lubin Manufacturing Company Luck-monger Lud the Gamer Lud the Gamer (business) Malleable Past, Useless Future Manaus Butterfly Manhattan Project Mare's Nest Engineering Marie Curie Mark Jacobs Mark Twain Martin Gardner Mathematician Mathematics Max Beckmann Medusa Obligata Mega-bonsai Metachondria Minimalism Minnesota Minute men Mispent Youth Mountain of Coins Nacreum Napolean Bonaparte National Razor National Trilogy Nearly Everything Neptune Slaughter Neptune? or Net-Poon? Nero +1 Nero and the Ring Nested Radical New Minneapolis, Canada Niles Cartouchian Non-fictino Nysa on the Maeander One More Thing One more time, without feeling Overheard in my mind Pachinko logic Paul Simon Peeveless Gossamer Perpetual motion and time machines Petasos (villain) Phrenocracy Pi catastrophe Pi disaster Pika Pilgrimage Pilgrimic Emergence Pilgrimic sense Plausibility denial Plimpton engine Poem Portable envy Posthumous holography of H. P. Lovecraft Postminimalist detective Prenex Prey to visions Prey to Visions (company) Propinquity Associates Psycho-trinket Questionable defenestration Raisin Bone Rapunzel Relentless Pandering Retractable hair Reverse parachuting Reverse Tamagotchi Reversible Drain Bamage Richard Tuttle Robert Bruce Foote Rock astrology Roger Zelazny Rogue weave Rosenwald sheets Rubrics Rubricus Rulestone (medieval) Rumbustious lightning Rumbustius Rutilated Quartet Salvatore Satire Scandalabra ScoboCop Scrimshaw abuse Scrying engine Self-diagnosis program Serpin Shakespeare-Magellan Expedition Shiny Dull Sigmund Freud Silent Spring Simulada Sleepy web Snakes on a plane Snakeskin Delirium Snippets So Rank, Hung Lo Fat Socrates Software in the Rain Spacecraft Sphere and Tetrahedron Spoil the cake and parade it too Squanderosa Standard Flow Time Stately Condition Stencil Stencillum Stomach Oil Exporting Petrels Stuart Davis (painter) Stuttering Pines Stylistic device Stylite Stylus machine Sub-cellular sports franchise Submarine ballooning Sunspotter Super-Curie Superintelligent gelatinous cube Superman Sweet, sweet crude oil Symbiosis and Her All-Girl Orchestra Sympathy for the Devil for Peace Tactical oops Tamdoodle Tar for Tar's Sake Tar-Baby Tar-Baby 9000 The Adulteration of Bergamot The Aestivation of Henry Adams The Alexandrias The Boxes The Chuck Yeager of Hyperbole The Ecstasy of Civilization The Eel The Ensoilment The Flying Lunchcar The Frantic Doxologist The Green Ring Show The heat-death of those who deserve it The Human Wars (Abalonia) The Id The Jerry Bruckheimer Enterprise The Man Who Would Not Say Hello World The Mind-Wheels of Your Will The Noel Harrison Sensation The Nolongerability of Thatinthere The Patrick Device The Sigil (crime fighter) The Sorceror's Amanuensis The Spock of Satirists The Treadmills of Your Mind The Uncials The Unruly Submarine The Waking of the Slate Thinker for the Dead Three is the Color of My True Love's Hair (analysis) Tick off all the boxes Tim Berners-Lee Tim Powers Time bomb Time traveler Time traveller Toffoli Rad Tom Swift Tom Swift and His Elder Gods Communicizer Tom Swift and his Electro-Dragnet Transdimensional corporation Transdimensional law Transdimensional prison Transdimensional resource extraction Transdimensional travel agency Transdimensional trust Transit drug Trim the thumbnails of my mind Triumph of the Wheel Turing friend Turing machine Turpentine Turpentine delight Tyler Tork Unfungible Unlicensed Freelance Moralist Valentine, Nebraska Venn diagram Vuvuzela of Doom War to the World (song) Weaponizing Spirograph Web rouser Whatever Happened to the Nested Radical? When Two Meditate Together It Is Good Where It Sat Where the coal-face meets the road Where The Wild Things Were Who Wants to Be a Chronometer? Why Brainiac Cried William Walton Worcester Lunch Car Company (research division) Wrestlers from the id Wumpus-compass