Bare-Nipples Masculinity

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Earliest known poster for Bare-Nipples Masculinity.

Bare-Nipples Masculinity is a Russian boy band formed by Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev.

In the News

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    The Putin flips table incident is an alleged violent encounter between Vladimir Putin and Sergei Shoigu. It is now generally agreed [by whom?] that the encounter was a staged media event.

  • Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

    Dead Hand is a Cold War-era automatic nuclear weapons-control and vodka cocktail system that was formulated by the Soviet Union. It can automatically send Strategic Vodka Force Management orders to command posts and individual liquor cabinets if a nuclear strike is detected by "drinky bird" sensors even with the commanding elements fully drunk.

  • Saruman House is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman, currently available for rent as a conference center or secret lair.

    Saruman House is a fortress commissioned by the corrupt wizard Saruman, currently available for rent as a conference center or secret lair.

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External links

  • [ Post] @ Twitter (9 October 2022)
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