Sub-cellular sports franchise

Sub-cellular sports franchise is a sports franchise which operates at a sub-cellular level.

Extract of Radium

Extract of Radium is the world leader in sub-cellular sports sponsorship.

Yes, Extract of Radium -- so delicious -- so profitable -- so re-programmable under adverse user conditions.

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Fiction cross-reference

• Extract of Radium
• Metachondria

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Mitochondria (nonfiction)
• Sports (nonfiction)