Peevish Gossamer
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Relentless Pandering is an advertising agency specializing in political corruption.
History
Founded in 1799 by Hazel Peeveless and Artemis Gossamer beneath a bridge (nonfiction) to capitalize on Dewhurst v. Coulthard (nonfiction).
From these humble origins, through a strict policy of hypocrisy, denial, and assiduous ass-covering, Peeveless Gossamer has grown to dominate the deniable advertising market in the prestigious Five Points district.