One Day at a Time

One Day at a Time (pilot episode title card).

One Day at a Time is a made-for-television documentary film about the 1976 invasion of Indianapolis by as-yet [28 April 2021] unidentified transdimensional actors camouflaged as Bonnie Franklin, Mackenzie Phillips, and Valerie Bertinelli.

Extract of Radium

One Day at a Time was controversially sponsored by Extract of Radium, which had signed a post-Nixon-Presidency pledge to "never again interfere with earth-based intelligence agencies".

In the News

"The first rule of Invasion Club is [REDACTED]."
Our Armadillidiidae Overlords is an unlicensed transdimensional corporation which disguises itself as One Two Three ... Infinity by George Gamow.
Planet Good Times and the Captaineers is a made-for-television documentary film about environmentalist superhero family living in a public transdimensional housing project in a poor, Euclidean-based neighborhood in inner-city Chicago.
Plan Hydrox from Outer Space is a 2021 children's educational allegory film describing alien cookie monsters and their plan to turn the Earth into a steaming cup of hot milk.
"When Will I See Eschaton" is a song released in 1974 by pre-Apocalyptic soul group The Earth Debris, from their third album Triple Threat.
Close Encounters of the Spud Kind is a 1977 supernatural geology film, written and directed by [REDACTED], starring [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]; and that the film tells the story of [REDACTED], an everyday blue-collar UFO researcher in Indiana, whose life changes after an encounter with the Devil's potato masher.
"Tribbles for Ichneumon" is one of the Forbidden Episodes of Star Trek. The Ichneumon, an alien ambassador from the "Spock's Bug" parallel universe, requires human host or it will die without progeny, threatening the intra-universe treaty between Insects and Humans.