Geometry solvent
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The wax seal on this feeding tube enables Gnotilus to secrete geometry solvent directly into the "Empty Noise Into Alien Communication" program.
A geometry solvent is a solvent which affects geometry.
The supervillain Gnotilus is capable of excreting a variety of geometry solvents, which he uses in his war on the golden ratio.
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