Tallahassee Seaside Blues
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"Tallahassee Seaside Blues" is a song about sea levels and property values by an as-yet [circa 5 February 2021] unidentified singer-songwriter living "somewhere in the Greater Ely, Minnesota Co-Prosperity Sphere."
History
The song was detected and partially decrypted on the morning of Friday, 5 February 2021, by software impresario and APTO consulting fabulist Karl Jones.
Jones credits the discovery to "ideas that sprang to [his] mind" while pondering the assertion: ""Let’s say, totally hypothetically, that you wanted to live near the beach with your family for part of the year. Could swim in the ocean every day level close."
Long term, say 50 years? *
I'm betting on Tallahassee.
—Karl Gregory Jones
- Long for me, anyway; I'll be dead.
[Karl Gregory Jones]