Restful Lycanthrope Hotel

Earliest know advertisement for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel.

Number Seven works for the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel. Context: "https://twitter.com/GnomonChronicl1/status/1430904825743478792 Inside you are seven wolves. Six of them are pretty chill but one of them got chained up for a year and barks at men and pinecones]."

Never judge a man until you have chewed your food with his teeth.

The Restful Lycanthrope Hotel is an unlicensed transdimensional hotel which provides force-restfulness sleep augmentation services using dormant lycanthropy gene activation therapy.

In the News

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  Wolf Man Jones endorses the Restful Lycanthrope Hotel, says "it changed my life."

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  Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel provides intimate aerial meeting places for elevated erotic encounters. Shown here: Two BASE jumpers fly-falling to a daring aerial tryst on a gravity-free heart bed.

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  Victory Windows is a docudrama film by the Jolly Green Giant about how sunlight from American "victory windows" helped Americans grow strong and healthy during the Second World War.

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  Monarchy of Needs is a self-help comedy buddy film about a psychologist (Abraham Maslow) who befriends the King of France (Louis XV).

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  "I think we can all agree— Sorry. No. I was wrong."

Fiction cross-reference

• Crimes against chemical constants
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Hovering Hearts Conjugal Hotel
• I think we can all agree
• Monarchy of Needs
• Victory Windows

Nonfiction cross-reference

• Monster (nonfiction)

External links

• Post @ Twitter (8 November 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (26 August 2021)
• Post @ Twitter (24 August 2021)