Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout.

Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Scout is an action-horror-politics film starring Abraham Lincoln and Duke One.

Commentary

During the darkest hours of the American Civil War, President Lincoln scouts for vampires with on-court charisma while defending the terms of his Nike contract.

In the News

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  Staffed is a 1971 American crime action film series about a John Shaft, a martial arts master who uses quarterstaves to defend Harlem from white criminals, vampires, and other undesirables. Shown here: Staffed versus Blacula.

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  The Chromo-Pee Olympics is an international sporting event in which participants attempt to urinate in five contrasting colors.

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  Children of the Burger is an horror-cooking film starring [REDACTED].

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  Jacket Potatoes foil-wrapped instants sex treats announces new Jim Jordan Wrestling Pak - "Grip a Jimmy and Jacket."

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  Parkour for Liberty is a transdimensional parkour competition held annually in 1884 Paris.

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  Hancock Therapy is an unlicensed transdimensional health care service owned and operated by an artificial intelligence based on the film Hancock starring Will Smith.

Fiction cross-reference

• Children of the Burger
• Chromo-Pee Olympics
• Gnomon algorithm
• Gnomon Chronicles
• Hancock Therapy
• Jacket Potatoes
• Parkour for Liberty
• Staffed

External links

• Post @ Twitter (14 May 2021)